I am a Lady Boy..............don't you see

This is just a hilarious poem I wrote out of fun and not mean to be rude or a insult to the guys or the Transgender community here.  Well, guess that's what the life of a transsexual is all about.... easily being misunderstood and taken as  "parasite" to the society for a very long time....... So we shouldn't be looking at our darker side and take a transgender life so hash in life...Cheers sisters!

I shaved my legs and painted my nails
Do manicure, sauna and regular facial
I'm always stopping by a beauty salon
Visit ladies' club and massage parlour
When going to the loo, I squat to pee
Hey you notty guys! don’t try to peek
Coz I'm a ladyboy, don't you guys see

It’s hard maintaining my cheque book
Coz at an end month I’m usually broke
I can’t stop going to a shopping spree
When come to an offer I’m full of glee
My gender in guise, no one can guess
Friends comment on my cute sexy ass
Coz I'm a ladyboy, don't you guys ask

My body is a masterpiece I kept it hot
At least I’m proud of nice assets I got
I don’t drive others around at all cost
Ain’t got problem if you wanna a shot
Mind you guys! My service isn't cheap
I collected my fees when a job is meet
Coz I'm a ladyboy, don't you all agree

No matter what you ask to suck or lick
I do a good job to satisfy all your need
I never forget when got important date
Guys gotta deal with it, I’m usually late
I hated going to movie with censorship
Think I'll get so bored and fallen asleep
Coz I'm a ladyboy, don't make me sick

I tried to be a gentle lady and be good
Yet guys seek my service they mistook
I know I'm not nice person to be friend
People still find me hard to understand
So who cares what other looking at me
When I’m hot and horny, I got the itch
Coz I'm a ladyboy, don’t call me a bitch


O’ Yeah! Darling...................

Stop compare me to your girlfriend in date
You know in fantasy, I can do better in bed
Flowers are okay, but jewelleries are Best
Look at ME you idiot, and not at my Chest
Ain’t a problem for me to make you stand
I'm paid to make you last long as you can
Don’t call me a GIRL, a BABE,.. or a CHICK!
Coz I'm a LADYBOY, don’t you get it? DICK!

Composed and posted by:
Ada Shuling
Tuesday, 6 December, 2011